cando.sh


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Feb. 14, 2020, noon
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"Oh, thou art a great programmer Meks of Margarethen."

"Might thine extraordinary skillset aid us in our quest for riches?" they asked.

"As the Webmaster; son of Stallman; brother of the Sun and Moon; grandson and viceroy of Torvalds; ruler of the kingdom of Userspace; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary hacker, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Turing—I command you, the lowly sys-admins, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your webdesign requests." I replied.

cando.sh